Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Sardar: Wow!!! That’s an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Sardar: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White
Sardar: Miss, Do u called 2 my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- “1 Miss Call”.
Judge: Don’t U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Sardar to judge: U R coming daily, don’t U have shame?
Question: “Should Women have Children after 35?”
Smart Sardar Replied: “No!
35 Children R More than Enough!!”
Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not
APPLE.
Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.
Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay … While its landing he
shouted: ” Bombay … Bombay ”
Air hostess said: “B silent.”
Sardar: “Ok. Ombay. Ombay”
Sardar got a sms from his girl friend:
“I MISS YOU”
Sar d arji replied:
“I Mr YOU” !!.
Son: papa, 4+3 kithne hai?
Sardar: ullu ke patthe gadhe idiot naalaayak besharam tujhe kuch
nahi aathaa? Jaa andhar se CALCULATOR le ke Aa..
After finishing MBBS Sardar started his practice. He Checked 1st
Patient’s Eyes, Tongue & Ears By Torch &
Finallly Said:
“Torch is okay”
Sardar1: Oye, what will happen if electricity is not discovered?
Sardar2: Nothing, we must watch TV in candle light.
Teacher: “What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI
and BUDHA?”
Sardar: “All are born on government holidays…!!!
Interviewer: what s ur qualification?
Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewer : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGH-SCHOOL with DIFFICULTY…..
Kon banega crorpathy
Amitab : In which state does Kabery flow?
Sardar : liquid state…..
Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS……..
Sardar at bar in New York .
Man on his right says ‘Johny Walker single’
Man on his left says ‘Peter Scotch single’
Sardar says - ‘Baljith Singh Married’
Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k……..but??
how much is DRIVING salary…?
Sardar’s theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at
night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light
is not needed!!!
2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the
other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says
YES…NO…YES…NO….YES…NO…
Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend ‘ u said we will do register marriage
and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post
office….
2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy..
Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written…BC 1760!!!….
A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating…….
A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay ‘FRIEND’, but in the
exam the essay which came was ‘FATHER’ . he replaced friend with father
in the essay and>
it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE
FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Sardar: Wow!!! That’s an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Sardar: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White
Sardar: Miss, Do u called 2 my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- “1 Miss Call”.
Judge: Don’t U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Sardar to judge: U R coming daily, don’t U have shame?
Question: “Should Women have Children after 35?”
Smart Sardar Replied: “No!
35 Children R More than Enough!!”
Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not
APPLE.
Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.
Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay … While its landing he
shouted: ” Bombay … Bombay ”
Air hostess said: “B silent.”
Sardar: “Ok. Ombay. Ombay”
Sardar got a sms from his girl friend:
“I MISS YOU”
Sar d arji replied:
“I Mr YOU” !!.
Son: papa, 4+3 kithne hai?
Sardar: ullu ke patthe gadhe idiot naalaayak besharam tujhe kuch
nahi aathaa? Jaa andhar se CALCULATOR le ke Aa..
After finishing MBBS Sardar started his practice. He Checked 1st
Patient’s Eyes, Tongue & Ears By Torch &
Finallly Said:
“Torch is okay”
Sardar1: Oye, what will happen if electricity is not discovered?
Sardar2: Nothing, we must watch TV in candle light.
Teacher: “What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI
and BUDHA?”
Sardar: “All are born on government holidays…!!!
Interviewer: what s ur qualification?
Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewer : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGH-SCHOOL with DIFFICULTY…..
Kon banega crorpathy
Amitab : In which state does Kabery flow?
Sardar : liquid state…..
Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS……..
Sardar at bar in New York .
Man on his right says ‘Johny Walker single’
Man on his left says ‘Peter Scotch single’
Sardar says - ‘Baljith Singh Married’
Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k……..but??
how much is DRIVING salary…?
Sardar’s theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at
night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light
is not needed!!!
2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the
other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says
YES…NO…YES…NO….YES…NO…
Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend ‘ u said we will do register marriage
and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post
office….
2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy..
Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written…BC 1760!!!….
A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating…….
A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay ‘FRIEND’, but in the
exam the essay which came was ‘FATHER’ . he replaced friend with father
in the essay and>
it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE
FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.
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