Original Kolaveri song lirics

Why This Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri Dee?
Why This Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri Dee?
Why This Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri Dee?
Why This Kolaveri? Dee..
Distance’la Moon’nu Moon’nu
Moon’nu Color’ru White’tu
White’tu Background Night’tu Nigth’tu
Night’tu Color’ru Black’ku
Why This Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri Dee?
Why This Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri Dee?
White’tu Skin’nu Girl’lu Girl’lu
Girl’lu Heart’tu Black’ku
Eyes’su Eyes’su Meet’tu Meet’tu
My Future Dark’ku..
Why This Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri Dee?
Why This Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri Dee?
Mama, Notes Eduthuko..
Apdiye Kaila Snacks Eduthuko..
Papapa Papapapa Papapa Pa Pa..
Šeriya Vaasi..
Šuper Mama Ready.. Ready 1 2 3 4..
What A Change Over Mama
Agaim Mama.. Nøw Tune Change’ju..
Kaila Glass’su.. [ Only Ènglish'sa.. ]
Hand’la Glass’su
Glass’la Šcøtch’chu
Èyes’su Full’la Tear’ru
Èmpty Life’fu, Girl Cøme’mu
Life’fu Reverse’su Gear’ru
L0ve’vu L0ve’vu Oh My L0ve’vu
Yøu Šhøw Tø Me Pøw’vu
C0w’vu C0w’vu Holy C0w’vu
I Want u Here Nøw’vu
Gød I am Dying u Nøw
Šhe Is Happy Høw’vu?
This Song u for Soup a Bøy’s-u
We Døn’t Have Choice’su
Why This Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri Dee
Why This Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri Dee
Why This Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri Dee
Why This Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri Dee

A famous dialog in a famous movie: The Matrix.

A famous dialog in a famous movie: The Matrix.

I like this dialog because it is somewhat related to the actual type of human beings and the way they live. It is though some soar but it is true. Go on with this.

Agent Smith: I would like to share a revolution that I have had during my time here , it came to me when I tried to classify your species, then I realized that you are not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinct to be develop a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed , and the only way to survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism in this planet that follows the same pattern do you know what it is? A virus. The human beings are a disease, cancer of this planet you are a plague and we are the cure.

OpenGL vs DirectX

if you are reading this post, you have interest in animation or game development.

models what you see on the screen are developed using some modelling softwares like CAD,MAYA,BLENDER etc

the background engine or the source which runs these models are c or c++ or other programming languages

OpenGl and Directx are some APIs used for using those developed models and creating game logic etc.

If you are in any confusion to select which api see the table they will make you to conclude.

Feature:	OpenGL:	DirectX:
vertex blending	N/A	Yes
Multiple Operating systems	Yes	No
Extension Mechanism	Yes	Yes
Development	Multiple member Board	Microsoft
Through Specification	Yes	No
Two-Sided lighting	Yes	No
Volume Textures	Yes	No
Hardware independent Z-buffers	Yes	No
Accumulation buffers	Yes	No
Full Screen Antialiasing	Yes	Yes
Motion Blur	Yes	Yes
Depth of field	Yes	Yes
Stereo Rendering	Yes	No
Point-size/line-width attributes	Yes	No
Picking	Yes	No
Parametric curves and surfaces	Yes	No
Cache geometry	Display Lists	Vertex Buffers
System emulation	Hardware not present	Let app determine
Interface	Procedure calls	COM
Updates	Yearly	Yearly
Source code	Sample	SDK implementation

Countries and their Capitals

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Total 197 countries here

COUNTRY	CAPITAL
Afghanistan	Kabul
Albania	Tirane
Algeria	Algiers
Andorra	Andorra la Vella
Angola	Luanda
Antigua and Barbuda	Saint John's
Argentina	Buenos Aires
Armenia	Yerevan
Australia	Canberra
Austria	Vienna
Azerbaijan	Baku
The Bahamas	Nassau
Bahrain	Manama
Bangladesh	Dhaka
Barbados	Bridgetown
Belarus	Minsk
Belgium	Brussels
Belize	Belmopan
Benin	Porto-Novo
Bhutan	Thimphu
Bolivia	La Paz (administrative); Sucre (judicial)
Bosnia and Herzegovina	Sarajevo
Botswana	Gaborone
Brazil	Brasilia
Brunei	Bandar Seri Begawan
Bulgaria	Sofia
Burkina Faso	Ouagadougou
Burundi	Bujumbura
Cambodia	Phnom Penh
Cameroon	Yaounde
Canada	Ottawa
Cape Verde	Praia
Central African Republic	Bangui
Chad	N'Djamena
Chile	Santiago
China	Beijing
Colombia	Bogota
Comoros	Moroni
Congo, Republic of the	Brazzaville
Congo, Democratic Republic of the	Kinshasa
Costa Rica	San Jose
Cote d'Ivoire	Yamoussoukro (official); Abidjan (de facto)
Croatia	Zagreb
Cuba	Havana
Cyprus	Nicosia
Czech Republic	Prague
Denmark	Copenhagen
Djibouti	Djibouti
Dominica	Roseau
Dominican Republic	Santo Domingo
East Timor (Timor-Leste)	Dili
Ecuador	Quito
Egypt	Cairo
El Salvador	San Salvador
Equatorial Guinea	Malabo
Eritrea	Asmara
Estonia	Tallinn
Ethiopia	Addis Ababa
Fiji	Suva
Finland	Helsinki
France	Paris
Gabon	Libreville
The Gambia	Banjul
Georgia	Tbilisi
Germany	Berlin
Ghana	Accra
Greece	Athens
Grenada	Saint George's
Guatemala	Guatemala City
Guinea	Conakry
Guinea-Bissau	Bissau
Guyana	Georgetown
Haiti	Port-au-Prince
Honduras	Tegucigalpa
Hungary	Budapest
Iceland	Reykjavik
India	New Delhi
Indonesia	Jakarta
Iran	Tehran
Iraq	Baghdad
Ireland	Dublin
Israel	Jerusalem*
Italy	Rome
Jamaica	Kingston
Japan	Tokyo
Jordan	Amman
Kazakhstan	Astana
Kenya	Nairobi
Kiribati	Tarawa Atoll
Korea, North	Pyongyang
Korea, South	Seoul
Kosovo	Pristina
Kuwait	Kuwait City
Kyrgyzstan	Bishkek
Laos	Vientiane
Latvia	Riga
Lebanon	Beirut
Lesotho	Maseru
Liberia	Monrovia
Libya	Tripoli
Liechtenstein	Vaduz
Lithuania	Vilnius
Luxembourg	Luxembourg
Macedonia	Skopje
Madagascar	Antananarivo
Malawi	Lilongwe
Malaysia	Kuala Lumpur
Maldives	Male
Mali	Bamako
Malta	Valletta
Marshall Islands	Majuro
Mauritania	Nouakchott
Mauritius	Port Louis
Mexico	Mexico City
Micronesia, Federated States of	Palikir
Moldova	Chisinau
Monaco	Monaco
Mongolia	Ulaanbaatar
Montenegro	Podgorica
Morocco	Rabat
Mozambique	Maputo
Myanmar (Burma)	Rangoon (Yangon); Naypyidaw or Nay Pyi Taw (administrative)
Namibia	Windhoek
Nauru	no official capital; government offices in Yaren District
Nepal	Kathmandu
Netherlands	Amsterdam; The Hague (seat of government)
New Zealand	Wellington
Nicaragua	Managua
Niger	Niamey
Nigeria	Abuja
Norway	Oslo
Oman	Muscat
Pakistan	Islamabad
Palau	Melekeok
Panama	Panama City
Papua New Guinea	Port Moresby
Paraguay	Asuncion
Peru	Lima
Philippines	Manila
Poland	Warsaw
Portugal	Lisbon
Qatar	Doha
Romania	Bucharest
Russia	Moscow
Rwanda	Kigali
Saint Kitts and Nevis	Basseterre
Saint Lucia	Castries
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines	Kingstown
Samoa	Apia
San Marino	San Marino
Sao Tome and Principe	Sao Tome
Saudi Arabia	Riyadh
Senegal	Dakar
Serbia	Belgrade
Seychelles	Victoria
Sierra Leone	Freetown
Singapore	Singapore
Slovakia	Bratislava
Slovenia	Ljubljana
Solomon Islands	Honiara
Somalia	Mogadishu
South Africa	Pretoria (administrative); Cape Town (legislative); Bloemfontein (judiciary)
South Sudan	Juba
Spain	Madrid
Sri Lanka	Colombo; Sri Jayewardenepura Kotte (legislative)
Sudan	Khartoum
Suriname	Paramaribo
Swaziland	Mbabane
Sweden	Stockholm
Switzerland	Bern
Syria	Damascus
Taiwan	Taipei
Tajikistan	Dushanbe
Tanzania	Dar es Salaam; Dodoma (legislative)
Thailand	Bangkok
Togo	Lome
Tonga	Nuku'alofa
Trinidad and Tobago	Port-of-Spain
Tunisia	Tunis
Turkey	Ankara
Turkmenistan	Ashgabat
Tuvalu	Vaiaku village, Funafuti province
Uganda	Kampala
Ukraine	Kyiv
United Arab Emirates	Abu Dhabi
United Kingdom	London
United States of America	Washington D.C.
Uruguay	Montevideo
Uzbekistan	Tashkent
Vanuatu	Port-Vila
Vatican City (Holy See)	Vatican City
Venezuela	Caracas
Vietnam	Hanoi
Yemen	Sanaa
Zambia	Lusaka
Zimbabwe	Harare

Ultimate Love Letter…

Awesome mail…but d best part is signature☺...

(By a Programmer...  )

Sweetheart ,

I`ve seen you yesterday while surfing on the local train platform and realized that you are the only site I was browsing for. For a long time I`ve been lonely; this has been the bug in my life and you can be a real debugger for me now.

My life is an uncompiled program without you, which never produces an executable code and hence is useless.

You are not only beautiful by face but all your ActiveX controls are attractive as well.

Your smile is so delightful; it encourages me and gives me power equal to thousands of mainframes processing power.

When you looked at me last evening, I felt like all my program modules are running smoothly and giving expected results. /*which I never experienced before.*/

With this letter, I just want to convey to you that if we are linked together, I¡¯ll provide you all objects & libraries necessary for a human being to live an error free life.

Also don`t bother about the firewall which may be created by our parents as I¡¯ve strong hacking capabilities by which I`ll ultimately break their security passwords and make them agree for our marriage .


Regards,
Software Programmer
Today This company
Tomorrow That Company
But always want ur   company!

New version of "Give me some sunshine-3 idiots"

Saari umr hum  
office mein mar  gaye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do  
jeene do  

Saari umr hum  
office mein mar  gaye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do  
jeene do  

Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….  

Give me some flight  
Give me some train  
Give me another chance  
I wanna go home once again  

Give me some flight  
Give me some train  
Give me another chance  
I wanna go home once again  

Kandhon ko laptop  
Ke bojh ne  jhukaya
Client se jhoot bolna tho  khud
Manager ne  sikhaya

4.5 ya 5 rating laaoge to chhuti, varna kismat  futi
Kaam kar kar ke pada Ungaliyon  pe
REVIEW, SCREEN aur REWORK ka  chaala

Is Project ne to saala poora..  
Poora bheja paka  daala

Career to  gaya
GirlFriend bhi  gayi
Ek pal to ab  humein
jeene do jeene do  

Saari umr hum  
office main jee  liye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do  
jeene do  

Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….  

Give me some flight  
Give me some train  
Give me another chance  
I wanna go home once again  

Give me some flight  
Give me some train  
Give me another chance  
I wanna go home once again  

Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….  

  

Tintumonium

Dad to Tintumon: When I beat you how did you control your anger?
Tintumon: I start cleaning the toilet.
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Tintumon: I clean it with your tooth brush.
 
 
Dad: Do u know how 2 swim?
Tintumon: No.
Dad: A dog is better than u! It can swim.
Tintumon: So do u know how 2 swim?
Dad: For sure!
Tintumon: Then, what's the difference between u and a dog?
 
 
Tintumon called FM radio & said
"I've found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of Mr.Mani, No.13,Halls rd,kannur….
Radio jocky : How honest ….so you want to return his purse…?
Tintumon : no……. i just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him…
 
 
Father and tintumon were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo.
The father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and tintumon was taking it all in with a serious expression.
"Dad," tinumon said finally, "if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up …"
"Yes, son?" the father said expectantly.
"What bus should I take home?" Tintumon finished.
 
 
Tintumon was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school.
He wrote"Drive carefully! Don't kill the students, wait for the teachers"
 
 
Prof.: Chemical symbol of Barium?
Tintumon:BA
Prof.: For Sodium?
Tintumon:NA
Prof.: What will we get if 1 atom of Barium & 2 atoms of Sodium combines?
Tintumon:"BANANA"

The principal was annoyed by the noise during the assembly program.
“There seem to be several idiots in the auditorium this morning,Wouldn’t it be better to hear one at a time?”
Tintumon shouted, “Okay – you start.”

Teacher: Imagine u r a millionaire. Write ur life history.
Tintumon didn’t write.
Teacher: why are you not writing?
Tintumon : I’m waiting 4 my secretary 2 take notes….

 
 
PASSIVE VOICE
teacher: Write the passive voice of " I made a mistake"
Tintumon: " I was made by a mistake"
 
 
PROFESSOR
A professor to tintumon: "what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?"
Tintumon: "JIMBALAKDI PAMBA"
professor: "I don’t understand anything"
Tintumon: "same 2 you"
 
 
PTA Meeting
Tintumon: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting at school tomorrow…..
Dad: Wat do u mean by a small PTA meeting ?
Tintumon: its… just u, me & the Principal !
 
 
Techy Tintumon
Teacher: Write a C program to prevent TITANIC from sinking..
Tintumon:Declare the variable TITANIC as float…!

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I know your feelings

Cell Phone using awareness presentation, Hope this will helpful for you...........

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Mobile Phones- Handle With Care!!!

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INR 1 Rs = USD $ 100 (2050 A.D.)

 Year : 2050                                                                

                                                                           

 Place : IBM , USA   

(Two Americans talking)                                                   

                                                                           

 Currency Conversion Rate : INR 1 Rs = USD $ 100                            

                                                                           

 Alex: Hi John, you didn't come yesterday to office?                       

                                                                            

 John: Yeah, I was in Indian Embassy for stamping.                         

                                                                           

 Alex: Oh really, what happened, I heard that nowadays it has become very strict.                                                                    

                                                                           

 John: Yeah, but I managed to get it.                                      

                                                                            

 Alex: How long it took to get it stamped?                                 

                                                                           

 John: Oh, it was nasty man, long queue. Bill Gates was standing in front    of me and they played with him like anything. That's why it got delayed. I  went there at 2 AM itself and waited and returned by 4 PM .               

                                                                           

 Alex: Really? In India , it is a matter of an hour to get stamped for USA 

                                                                           

 John: Yeah, but that is because who in India will be interested in coming   to USA man, their economy has been booming.                                

                                                                           

 Alex: So, when are you leaving?                                           

                                                                            

 John: Anytime, after receiving my tickets from the client in India and you  know, I will be getting a chance to fly Air-India. Sort of dream come true.                                                                     

                                                                            

 Alex: How long are you going to stay in India!                    

                                                                           

 John: What do you mean by how long? I will be settled in India, my  company has promised me that they will process my Hara Patta ..(green card)                                                                     

                                                                            

 Alex: Really, lucky person man, it is very difficult to get a Hara Patta in India .                                                                

                                                                           

 John: Yeah, that's why, I am planning to marry an Indian girl there.      

                                                                           

 Alex: But you can find lots of US girls in Hyderabad , Bangalore and Mumbai.                                                                    

                                                                           

 John: But, I prefer Indian girls because they are beautiful and cultured. 

                                                                            

 Alex: Where did you get the offer, Hyderabad?                             

                                                                           

 John: Yeah, salary is good there, but cost of living is quite high, it is   Rs. 2000/- for a single room accommodation.                               

                                                                           

 Alex: I see, that's too much for US people, Rs.1/- =$100/-. Oh God! What  

 about in Bangalore, Mumbai?                                                

                                                                           

 John: No idea, but it is less than what we have in Hyderabad. It is like    the world headquarters of software                                         

                                                                           

 Alex: I heard, almost all the Indians are having one personal Robot for   

 help.                                                                     

                                                                            

 John: You can get a BMW car for Rs. 5000/-, and a personal Robot for less   than Rs.7500/-. But my dream is to purchase Ambassador, which costs Rs.2,00,000/- but has got a lovely design.                                    

                                                                           

 Alex: By the way, who is your client?                                     

                                                                            

 John: Subbarao and Apparao Associates, a pure Indian company, specialising  in Embedded Software.                                                     

                                                                           

 Alex: Oh, really, lucky to work in a pure Indian company. They are really 

 intelligent and unlike American Bodyshoppers who have opened their        

 Fly-by-night outfits in India . Indian companies pay you in full even when

 you are on bench.                                                          

                                                                           

 My friend Paul Allen, it seems, used his bench time to visit Bihar, the   

 most livable place in India , probably world. There you have full freedom

 and no restrictions. You can do whatever you want!

 I wonder how that state has perfected that system.             

 John: Yeah man! you are right. I hope our America also follows their      footsteps.                                                                

                                                                           

 Alex: How are you going to cope with their language?                      

                                                                           

 John: Why not? From my school days I have been learning Hindi as my first language here at New York. At the Consulate they tested my proficiency in  Hindi and were quite impressed by my cent per cent score in TOHIL i.e.      Test of Hindi as International Language.                                                                                                               

 Alex: So, you are going to have fun there.                                

                                                                           

 John: Yeah, I will be travelling in the world's fastest train, world's      largest theme park, and the famous Bollywood where you can see actors       like, Hrithik, Shah Rukh Khan and all. Esselworld is also near Bollywood. 

                                                                           

 Alex: You know, the PM is scheduled to visit US next year, he may then    

 relax the number of visas.                                                

                                                                           

 John: That's true. Last month, Narayana Murthy visited White House and      donated Rs. 2000/- for infrastructure development at aSiliconValleyand has  promised more if we follow the model of High-                               Tech City of Bangalore . Bill Gates also got a chance of meeting him. Very  lucky person.                                                              

                                                                           

 Alex: But, Indian government is planning to split Narayanamurthy's        

 Infosys.                                                                   

                                                                           

 John: He is a hard worker man; he can build any number of Infosys like      this. Every minute he is getting Rs. 1000/-. It seems, if you keep all his  money converted as Rs. 100/- notes you can reach Pluto.                   

                                                                           

 Alex: OK, Good Luck John.                                                 

                                                                            

 John: Same to you Alex. And don't go to Consulate in a "Kurta Pyjama"       because they will think you are too Indianised and may doubt you will       never come back and hence your Non-Immigrant Visa may get rejected. But     don't forget to say " Namaste, aap kaise hai " to the Visa officer at       Window 5. It seems he likes that and will not give you a visa if you don't

 greet him that way.